Always prepared and always kickin' bootay! I can't miss!
Perfect time and groove and I always play for the song. Any song you got, I'll nail it first time out...proper! Can cop any style - Steve Gadd, Hal Blaine, Buddy Rich, Keith Moon, Vinnie Coldacutta...who's ya daddy?!!! I also play the best gear you never saw, gosh darnit and I can deliver that amazing sound that only dreams are made of. Oh, and if having control over the dynamics is important for your music or venue, I got that covered!...lots of neanderthal bashers out there overplaying and losing work for bands or they just plain enjoy pissing off the lead guitarist. I get it! Who wants that? Btw, I gots that neanderthal basher thing down too, if that's your thing. I'll even piss off your lead guitarist with blistering chops (during guitar solos, of course), silly faces and dumb questions at band practice and am always happy to offer your singer and/or songwriters priceless (and pointless) musical advice...no extra charge for those services. The pleasure is mine. :-) Hey, everyone wants to have the next big hit, right? Whatever it takes! I'm a team player all the way!
I also offer lessons! Please see my other ads on Craigslist!
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