1 bedroom first floor (Hilltowns)

This ad will be forward and blunt, beating around bushes wastes time. It's getting cold out, I live in a tent, I don't have time to waste.

I have section 8, I am disabled (but don't you dare count me out of anything because of it, just ask for more info, if you can actually help me with housing), I have a well trained well behaved service dog that is counted as durable medical equipment by the ADA and is therefore not even considered a pet. Also, as my service dog she is always with me and never alone in my apartment.

I also have a stunning personality and I don't smoke, drink, have parties or play loud music. I am quiet and laid back and just need an apartment to rent so I don't lose my fingers, toes, nose and ears to frostbite. Also, running warm water sounds amazing right now.

This is a serious posting. Please do not respond with unsolicited pictures of any kind, please do not offer me housing in exchange for ahem other services. I have the means to pay rent with section 8, I am just struggling to find something that fits in the little section 8 box.

The section 8 box:

1 bedroom
$840 with all utilities included

Must have bedroom, living room, kitchen and bathroom (shower stall or tub okay)

Must be up to code and pass inspection

My box:

1st floor because of the physical limitations of my legs. I can walk, I could run to save my life and I could kick butt if my life depended on it. I just can't go up and down stairs on the daily.

Decent enough neighborhood, no drugs, I don't want my dog getting a habit I can't afford.

Must be able to handle my crude sense of humor.

Withing 30 minutes of Greenfield, or any of the hilltowns.

Thank you for reading.
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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